Once Over Lightly — Volume 3 Issue 6 December 1973
UNDERSTANDABLY, many tales about drinkers relate to bars. In one of these, two well-loaded imbibers were discussing the matter of Christmas gifts. Finally, one of them stated that he had decided to buy up all the gold mines in the world as a Christmas present for his wife.
"Hold on," replied the second. "I don't know as I care to sell."
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Barley !!! Corn !!! — Volume 3 Issue 6 November 1946
Like the lady who, on seeing the ocean for the first time, remarked:
"Well, that's the first thing I've seen that there's enough of," . . .
the first drink is more than enough.
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Ham on Wry — VVolume 54 Issue 11 April 1998
A WELL-OILED LADY, spending the day comfortably in a gutter,
asked a passing citizen what time it was.
She was told the time and was heard to mutter, "I can't figure it out.
All day long I've been getting different answers!"
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Short Takes Volume 10 Issue 3 August 1953
Prejudice is a great timesaver; it enables us to form opinions without bothering to get the facts.
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